Lady came looking for livery the other day, frankly after a while she started p*ssing me off, mainly because she brought her giant slavering hound onto my yard totally uninvited, then let it off the lead. After 15 mins of her drivelling on about 'things were different in her day' she asked me if there were any 'funny rules' at my yard. "Yes" I deadpanned, "on fridays we have Naked Day".
She drove off at high speed and hasn't called back.