Sung to the tune of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt-
"It's bloody cold
It's bloody cold
It's bloody cold
Out here..."
Yeesh! It was fweezing today but the neds weren't bothered at all however it was definitely Hat Weather for me. Poo-picked the field in subzero temperatures how heroic am I 
. Defintitely need to start making a few friends in the town as I may be starting to go a bit weird- went to get the post out of the postbox naked just for a laugh 
Tescoman delivered today so that could have been quite awkward.
Lots of friends coming to stay at weekends half term etc but def need a few local contacts, one lady met on bridleway coming over friday which should be nice, hope I'm not talking to the water butt by then..
Nice shopping trip into Smallville today, as usual everyone chatty happy and helpful I think they may be robots
have made it a mission to find someone surly and sour.
Hi again - your blogs are great! I moved out to rural Wiltshire from London years ago and spoke to no one but the postman for a year until I thought I would go mad, and probably did. Then I joined the local L.E.T.S. (Local Exchange Trading system) group. I don't know if they have one where you are, it's full of downsizing ex-city folk who've moved to the country and have no one to talk to so very like-minded! It saved my sanity at the time and I made some good friends.
Good luck x